Staffing Manager Gifts

Thoroughly Respectable.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'I give this one about three months...'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

Targets.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Getting through the week.

Ace headhunters.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

I'm going through your application as we speak.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

Your resume says you were a waiter...

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'