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Thoroughly Respectable.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'I give this one about three months...'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Targets.

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Getting through the week.

Ace headhunters.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Your resume says you were a waiter...

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

I'm going through your application as we speak.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'