Staffing Aficionado Gifts

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The little engine that could delegate.

Getting through the week.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

Female business.

Monday around 9PM.

'Are these billable hours?'

I think you should go after my job!

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'What a control freak!'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"Pavlov's Blog."

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

With the company's CEO headed his way, Don frantically tries to remove any bits of food from his teeth.

The boss and her baby

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.