Staff Development Enthusiast Gifts

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

Staff Development.

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

'Recent research has shown that a spycam can greatly improve the honor code.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

Old man reading book called 'How To Live in The Moment' whilst ignoring his dog.

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Before I answer your question, let me briefly review my list of strategies for dealing with difficult people.'

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

TRUST: "Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

'This promotion means we can upgrade from therapists to life coaches.'

"What other references do you have besides your mother?"

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"But if we keep up with technology out employees might develop skills that will allow them to leave."