Staff Development Debater Gifts

Since we initiated staff development, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"You owe me five bucks."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"Vote for me!"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Boss

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Recent research has shown that a spycam can greatly improve the honor code.'