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'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

The little engine that could delegate.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Getting through the week.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

Monday around 9PM.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'Are these billable hours?'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

I think you should go after my job!

'Wow, my own desk!'

'What a control freak!'

The boss and her baby

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"We'd like you to join our valued team of department heads."

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"You come highly recommended. I like that."