Squid Ink Enthusiast Gifts

"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Print Suicide

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"But I don't run out of ink."