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"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"But I don't run out of ink."

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'I've been transferred again.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"