Sportsman Chuckler Gifts

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Fancy a swift half?'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Go deep.'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"It's the guy who discovered fire."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Discus accidents.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

A stone age tire swing

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Dibs!

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'Does it have any military applications?'

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'