Sportsman Chuckler Pillows

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Fancy a swift half?'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Go deep.'

Discus accidents.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

A stone age tire swing

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Dibs!

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'Does it have any military applications?'

'I call my car 'Bonnie Tyler'. . . Nah - it keeps making funny rasping noises and is getting on a bit.'