Sports Chuckler Pillows

Dibs!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'