Sports Chuckler Pillows

Dibs!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Pole Vault Rules

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."