Sports Mishap Humorist Gifts

Careless Runner, jumping in a hole.

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'