Sports Mishap Humorist Pillows

Careless Runner, jumping in a hole.

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'