Spiritual Exercise Guru Gifts

Phyllis exercises her demons.

Where your mind & battle are los

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Exercise Class

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

The trim reaper