Spiritual Exercise Guru Pillows

Phyllis exercises her demons.

Where your mind & battle are los

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Exercise Class

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Yoga.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

The trim reaper