Meditative Guru Gifts

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"What was I thinking?!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Yoga.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Want to make it two out of three?'