Spectator Supporter Gifts

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'My feet are killing me.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"So that's where you were last night."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

100k Desert Crawl

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Football supporters.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

World Cup Fan.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"