Spectator Supporter T-Shirts

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'My feet are killing me.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"So that's where you were last night."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

100k Desert Crawl

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football supporters.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.