Television Supporter Gifts

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'My feet are killing me.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Cut!

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV jester.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.