Television Supporters Gifts

"It may be rubbish but at least they're honest about it."

'Einsteiners.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

God with Earth Controller

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

TV Situations vacant.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Watching telly

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Reserved Parking

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Liz Hurley

TV and man

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Books versus TV.

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

The Sports Fanatic

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'