Spanish Soap Opera Addict Gifts

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Goose escapes the tv.

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'