Spanish Soap Opera Fans Gifts

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Einsteiners.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

June Brown

Soap Opera

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Soap Opera

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

After 31 years of teaching high school Spanish, Bob Vermer was beginning to show signs of burnout.

As the Dryer Spins

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

'I think it's based on East Enders.'

Whenever the Robinsons were out, Lou and Emily would catch up on their favourite soap.

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

Russian Soap Opera