Spanish Tv Enthusiast Gifts

"Tia Carmen's answering service...can I help you? When will she be available? I'd say during the next commercial break in her telenovela."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

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"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

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'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."