Spanish Tv Enthusiast Prints

"Tia Carmen's answering service...can I help you? When will she be available? I'd say during the next commercial break in her telenovela."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"He's an indoor cat."