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Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Soap Opera

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Soap Opera

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

As the Dryer Spins

Whenever the Robinsons were out, Lou and Emily would catch up on their favourite soap.

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'400 channels and the only thing good on TV is my drink.'

'I think it's based on East Enders.'

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'