Spanish Soap Opera Addict Prints

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Starvation Watching

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

June Brown

Goose escapes the tv.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'