Song Lyric Extraordinaire Gifts

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Lucky!"

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

The Little Top.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Air catarrh.

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

I'd like you to meet my parents. They're always complaining that I'm too picky about the men I date.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"