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"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Lucky!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Air catarrh.

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

"Miss Lopez said she wanted the best student in class to stand up and read their English essay. Then she asked me to do it!"