Softball Star Gifts

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ice skater

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Hero of the Beach?

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Football Planet

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

The Last Jerseys.

What a team!

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Edinson Cavani

'The game went into extra innings.'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

Will Self does karaoke

University Staff Softball League Schedule. A group of people doing ecological studies is playing the DNA research team. Ah, heredity versus environment!

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'