Softball Seeker Gifts

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

University Staff Softball League Schedule. A group of people doing ecological studies is playing the DNA research team. Ah, heredity versus environment!

'The game went into extra innings.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"That was two what?"

Boss with PROFITS chart, going down: 'We need to stop hiring people on how well they play softball!'

"What have you done?"

Who won what game?

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'Seeking female companion, who can handle a fungo bat...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Influences.

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.

Premature celebration

Ace Investments - Tonight: financial advisors' softball league - small caps vs. big caps

The Adventures of Morton - Mother.

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."