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And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'The game went into extra innings.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Boss with PROFITS chart, going down: 'We need to stop hiring people on how well they play softball!'

"That was two what?"

"What have you done?"

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'Seeking female companion, who can handle a fungo bat...'

Influences.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.

Premature celebration

Ace Investments - Tonight: financial advisors' softball league - small caps vs. big caps

The third baseman.

The Adventures of Morton - Mother.

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."