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"Ms Jones, if you can't find a fly swatter, send up our softball team's best hitter with a bat!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Perils of the double play.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Baseball Dreams

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"