Softball Enthusiast Gifts

Ace Investments - Tonight: financial advisors' softball league - small caps vs. big caps

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

The Adventures of Morton - Mother.

Cheshire Women's Softball Team: Grinning women

"While you've been a valuable member of our softball team, there's a worker in Taiwan who's an all star."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Sheltering in place.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Canine conundrum.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Official Team Cap With Beard