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"If the Webers invite us to their vegan potluck dinner, I found an excuse we haven't used yet."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"I need a man who will commit."

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"I really like smart women."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

"You should have told me you needed advice."

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

"Maybe quarantine was better?!!!"

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"I forgot to charge him."

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