Social Situations Explorer Pillows

'How's my brother? No change, I'm afraid - he's still dead...'

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Larry David

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I really like smart women."

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Heaven Has VIP

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Silent Body Language

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

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