Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
Social Ninja Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for your social ninja? Discover a range of humorous and thoughtful products that honor their unbeatable social skills. Whether they’re conquering online communities or making real-world connections, our collection of creative gifts—from mugs to prints—will help you celebrate their social prowess with a splash of wit and charm.
"You create a diversion and I'll sneak out the back door."
New product: Faux-Pas eliminator
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
That party went well.
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
Building business relations.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
Good Luck!
Freedom of the press
"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."
'He knows where the viruses are buried.'
'Gimme all your cache!'
"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."
'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'
Meet the People of the Internet
"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."
Fancy Interfacing with you here.
"Can you keep a secret?"
Computer Virus
Sell the crunch, not the apple!
I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!
Accountancy
'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'
"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."
Billy strip: bed pan.
Parkour Breakfast
"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."
Desk trays: In House and Outsource.
'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'
Social Ninja Gifts Collection
Social Ninja Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate social ninjas—ideal for their coffee or tea moments, filled with humor and personality.
Social Ninja Pillows
Add some personality to their home with cozy pillows that match their social vibe—great for living rooms or bedrooms.
Social Ninja Prints
Brighten their space with vibrant prints that capture the essence of your social ninja—unique wall art that speaks volumes.
Social Ninja T-Shirts
Discover fun t-shirts that showcase the social ninja spirit—perfect for weekends, gatherings, or just making a statement.