Snake Jester Gifts

Jungle snake...

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

He Did It!

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

Boomerang fetching

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'My husband never does anything in a hurry either: Not only is he a sloth, he's a lazy sloth...'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'It may be his inner ear.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

Musical Statues.

'I'll grab the prey's attention and distract them while you sneak up from behind...'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."