Sleeptalker Gifts

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Home Birth of Venus

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Sneaking out of the house was easy thanks to Eric's custom made wallpaper camo.

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

CIA Case Manager. I don't think he thought it was very funny when he sent you on an undercover assignment and you call "Going on a sneaking tour."

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

Man asleep on train

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'