Silent Walker Gifts

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Luke Sleepwalker...

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

In 'n out lung transplant.

'They caught me talking out loud again. Suspended two weeks, without pray.'

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'

"Vous n'en auriez pas un autre moins bruyant?"

"I may have to cancel your policy, Mr. Dumpty."

'Keep walking towards the light. . .Oh, I'm sorry, step forward about twenty paces.'

Vow of Silence.

There goes our vow of silence!

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.

Clancy:Long Walks