Sleeptalker Pillows

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Sneaking out of the house was easy thanks to Eric's custom made wallpaper camo.

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Man asleep on train

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'