Sneakster Pillows

Sneaking out of the house was easy thanks to Eric's custom made wallpaper camo.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

"No. I can still see you."

Undercover Agent

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Street trader tricking police.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

a drink at the pub