Shopper Singer Gifts

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Everything's gone up."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Fashion Mistake.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'All these conferences look the same.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."