Shopper Comic Fans Gifts

'I want to return this smoking jacket.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Put it on my tab."

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex