Shopper Comic Fans Gifts

'I want to return this smoking jacket.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Fearless Frog Part 19

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"Put it on my tab."