Shoplifting Humor Lover Gifts

Looking for playful presents for those with a mischievous sense of humor about shoplifting? Our collection offers humorous items perfect for light-hearted jest. From witty mugs to clever t-shirts, find gifts that celebrate their cheeky side while keeping it all in good fun. These unique, creatively inspired products are ideal for anyone who loves to laugh at the lighter side of shoplifting humor.

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"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!" mockup

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you? mockup

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!" mockup

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

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'How much would you take off for cash?' mockup

'How much would you take off for cash?'

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards." mockup

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

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"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired." mockup

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

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"How much is the sign?"

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'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.' mockup

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

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'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.' mockup

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

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"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying." mockup

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

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'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?' mockup

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

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Pirate trying on parrots.

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"Back here in 30 minutes?"

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Great moments in shopping

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'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.' mockup

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

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If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want! mockup

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

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"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!" mockup

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

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'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.' mockup

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

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'It's you.'

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"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!" mockup

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

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Fresh milk - Self service

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Missing Person: Last seen shopping mockup

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

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Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise". mockup

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The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law. mockup

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

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"Will this be cash or consumer debt?" mockup

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

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I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

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no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose. mockup

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

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'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'

'You've not been panic buying shoes again?' mockup

'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'

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Supermarkets

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'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.' mockup

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

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Market items.

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"It was an impulse purchase."

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"You never buy anything I want."

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Shoplifting Humor Lover Gifts Collection

Shoplifting Humor Lover Mugs

Explore more humorous mugs perfect for shoplifting humor lovers and add a cheeky touch to their mornings.

Shoplifting Humor Lover Pillows

Comfort and comedy come together on our humorous pillows—great for fans of shoplifting humor to brighten their space.

Shoplifting Humor Lover Prints

Decorate with humor—browse our prints featuring clever shoplifting jokes that celebrate a mischievous sense of fun.

Shoplifting Humor Lover T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that celebrate mischievous humor—ideal for shoplifting humor fans with a playful streak.