Service Snob Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the service snob who values high standards and a personal touch? Our unique collection offers humorous and thoughtful products designed for those who appreciate quality and a bit of playful sarcasm. Perfect for anyone who loves to treat themselves or stand out with a little attitude, these items make every day a little more special for the discerning connoisseur.

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I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.' mockup

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

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Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.' mockup

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"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven." mockup

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

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"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?" mockup

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

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"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'" mockup

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

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'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

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"Nap time."

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'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.' mockup

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

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"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies." mockup

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

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'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!' mockup

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

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'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?' mockup

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

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" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie." mockup

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

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'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.' mockup

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

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"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

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'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .' mockup

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

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"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!" mockup

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

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'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.' mockup

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it." mockup

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

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"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!" mockup

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

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"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet." mockup

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

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'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...' mockup

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

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Fiction book sales.

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Maid.

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'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash' mockup

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

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"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch." mockup

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

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'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.' mockup

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

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"Don't you just hate Love Island?" mockup

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

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More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

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"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service." mockup

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

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Please take a number.. '.E = MC2?' mockup

Please take a number.. '.E = MC2?'

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Snob Vision

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'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.' mockup

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

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'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.' mockup

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

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Service Snob Gifts Collection

Service Snob Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for the service snob—witty, stylish, and perfect for elevating their coffee or tea experience.

Service Snob Pillows

Discover pillows that combine comfort with humor—ideal for adding personality to any room while reflecting their discerning taste.

Service Snob Prints

Browse our art prints for the service snob—clever, eye-catching, and perfect for personalizing their space with a touch of wit.

Service Snob T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the service snob in your life—clever, sharp, and designed to make a statement with every wear.