Saddle Snob Gifts

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'I love that new horse smell.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Fiction book sales.

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

Stew's Sandwich Shoppe - Home of the 'Beardwich'.

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

Mounting a Horse

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."