Ski Snob Gifts

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Piste-side Hotel

Man chases after his skis.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Common Dolphin

Skier.

Ski Holidays.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

Evolved to Ski.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Bigfoot on skis...