Ski Snob Gifts

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Man chases after his skis.

Piste-side Hotel

Common Dolphin

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Skier.

Ski Holidays.

Evolved to Ski.

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

Bigfoot on skis...

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."