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'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

F&E Beachside Sandwich Shop. It's the final week for our bite-size summer special. We start with miniature frankfurters on a baguette. It's grilled and then cut into small pieces. And we add lots of dollops of mustard! That's your bite-size summer special? Yeah, they're itsy-bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot paninis!

'I love that new horse smell.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Fiction book sales.

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

Stew's Sandwich Shoppe - Home of the 'Beardwich'.

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

Mounting a Horse

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked