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'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Mermaid Art

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

North Pole

Mounting a Horse

Mr. Tapley is recognised by some fellow-citizens of Eden

'It was driven only once a year by a jolly ol' elf!'

A fine Philly!

The First Christmas

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."

'When I was your age, I used to walk to the moon, uphill...both ways.'