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Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Bitchbark Canoe

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Dog Igloo.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Tired Sleigh Dog.

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

Canoes

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

"First time paddleboarding?"

Bobsleigh practice.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.